I want to have this done, but I can’t even imagine how horrendously painful it’d be… Anyone had them done?
I gave him an ocular patdown. Assessed the threat level.
So that’s why women hate me
katbot asked: Share with us a special and lovely moment in your relationship with Jake.
I feel like I have a lot of special and lovely moments in my relationship with Jake!! I think the one I’ve been reminiscing about lately was when we decided to drive to my hometown from the place I live now at two in the morning.
My hometown is five hours away and we hadn’t slept earlier that day. But we packed up everything we’d need for the trip home, packed up my dog Bo, and jumped in the car. For the majority of the ride we sang two of Tenacious D’s albums very loudly and very off-key and by the time we were halfway home we were hoarse and giggling. By that point I was getting giddy and delirious from lack of sleep and the stress of driving in the middle of the night (there’s always an asston of deer), but Jake held my hand and kept me company as I burbled and mumbled my way through two more hours of driving. We had so much fun singing, talking about our creative writing ideas, and jamming out to his heavy metal/classic rock and my weird electronic pop music.
When we finally arrived home, we crawled into my little twin bed in my old bedroom and slept like logs. There’s something kinda satisfying about passing out in an exhausted heap with someone so fantastic. :3
what the fuck is wrong with that cow
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING I DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS IS THE SECOND VINE BY THIS GUY AND I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND I THINK ABOUT THIS VIDEO 25 TIMES A DAY AND I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING ON I AM LOSING MY MIND
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